Grown Ups Jokes, GRE Test 2012

This joke is for grown ups only .. Minors.. pls stay away. . . .. :

Test your Aptitude : GRE - 2012

Question. Answer in one word only. My Girl Friend said she loves Chocolate Flavour.
I went to an Ice - Cream Parlour & bought her Chocolate Ice-Cream. Who am I ?

Hint : Its starts with "C". . . . . . . . . .

The Answer is "Customer" those of you answered something else... learn some ethics . . :D

Husband Wife Daily Jokes

Husband Wife Jokes

Wife to Husband:"Come Help Me in Garden.." 
Husband: "Wat do U think I am? A Gardener??" :P

Wife: "Come Fix the Toilet Faucet..!" 
Husband:What do U Think I am? A Plumber??" :P

Wife: "Come fix the Door Handle.." 
Husband:What do U Think I am? A Carpenter?? :P

[The Husband Went Out but When He came Back, 
He Saw that Everything was Fixed..! 
The Garden, Toilet Faucet & the Door Handle..!] 
He Asked his Wife Who did It?? 
The Wife Said: "Its the Neighbor's Pintu's Father, 
But He gave Me two Options... 
Either to Make Him a Burger; 
Or have A Kiss With Him..!"

Husband:I'm Sure, U gave Him a Burger..! :)) 
Wife: "What do U Think I am? 'Mc'Donalds' !!!