Husband Wife Jokes

Husband jokes

Gusse ka aana mard ki nishani hai........ Lekin gusse ka aana aur piee jana..................... Husband ki nishani hai

Husband Wife Daily Jokes

Husband Wife Jokes

Wife to Husband:"Come Help Me in Garden.." 
Husband: "Wat do U think I am? A Gardener??" :P

Wife: "Come Fix the Toilet Faucet..!" 
Husband:What do U Think I am? A Plumber??" :P

Wife: "Come fix the Door Handle.." 
Husband:What do U Think I am? A Carpenter?? :P

[The Husband Went Out but When He came Back, 
He Saw that Everything was Fixed..! 
The Garden, Toilet Faucet & the Door Handle..!] 
He Asked his Wife Who did It?? 
The Wife Said: "Its the Neighbor's Pintu's Father, 
But He gave Me two Options... 
Either to Make Him a Burger; 
Or have A Kiss With Him..!"

Husband:I'm Sure, U gave Him a Burger..! :)) 
Wife: "What do U Think I am? 'Mc'Donalds' !!!