MBA Students should learn

Marketing explained to all MBA students............

1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me That's Direct Marketing.

2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her. He' is very rich, marry him - That's Advertising.

3. Girl walks to you & says u are rich, can u marry me? "That's Brand Recognition"

4. You say I m very rich marry me & she slaps u "That's Customer Feedback"

5. You say I m very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband "That's Demand & Supply Gap"

6. Before you say I m rich, marry me, your wife arrives That's Restriction from Entering New Market

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